Friendly reminder that the US ambassador to Denmark is absolutely living the best life any of us could imagine.

at a casual weekly check in with my college friends, one of them revealed that he was recently arrested and is no longer allowed in any walmarts in iowa

Cat roommate day one: It took him seven hours to leave the bag. I have already thought that I lost him. We spent fifteen minutes hanging out in the bathroom before he was ready* to explore the only other room in my apartment.

*We are both equally nervous about being here. I have never been more sure that he is my familiar.

Bag cat afraid to leave bag

things currently in my new apartment: one borrowed queen-sized air mattress, one box of cat litter, one bottle of wine, and eight wine glasses.

look at how many snapples were set in front of me. you’ve never known joy like this.

THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS? SIX YEARS LATER, YOU FIND YOURSELF SINGING SURREY WITH A FRINGE ON TOP IN FRONT OF IRA

today i had to go to the doctor all by myself and then i got a letter about my retirement fund. luckily a thing that cannot possibly be true but is absolutely true is that there is no dumb brain space you can’t be pulled out of by watching the first hour of when harry met sally

“I went through it all on set: I fell in love with a woman, and I watched my life play out on screen. And now, as we are gearing up for the release of season 2, it feels liberating and appropriate to live my life in front of you.”

(via marquisdesad)

My best friend moves in with me in four days after seven years of mostly living apart so hell yeah I’ve cried about a cat today.