hi internet I’m alive I’m in Washington and I just want you all to know that Greta made me listen to Dave Matthews within hours of arriving but I STILL like her???? weird.
It was a chilly chilly night last night, which is not such good news for all the budding apple trees out there.
And Eva. Always climbing.
Just wanna make sure you’re all following this blog about goats.
A Wisconsin boy wrote Vice President Joe Biden with an unusual suggestion for making the nation safer: Create guns that shoot chocolate bullets.
On Monday, he got an unusual response: A handwritten note from Biden on vice presidential stationery.
“Dear Myles,” the letter said. “I’m sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate. You are a good boy, Joe Biden.”
shhh nobody move there’s a cat by my leg and he’s putting one paw on my hip real tentatively because he’s a lil dummy who doesn’t understand how human bodies work but still wants to get his nose up where the warm air comes out of my laptop
I’m officially an advocate of Running Away The Weekend Before Finals
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
ohlivyuhuxtable asked: i just realized your userpic is allison janney and for the entire time i've been following you i thought it was carey mulligan. like i had to pull my laptop up right close to my face just now because i was like "IS that really carey mulligan??" and no, it's not. i'm very sorry.
Carey Mulligan wishes she could pull off “White House Chief of Staff with a mob boss vibe”.
When things get tough, run away and cry on a pier while listening to the Mountain Goats.