February 2012
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tonight i went to an event called "condom...
and yeah, it was EVEN COOLER THAN IT SOUNDS
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theywillseeuswaving:
The Weakerthans | The...
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“Then, like so many people, who, perhaps, ought to be issued only a very...”
– jd salinger, franny and zooey
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who wants to come over this weekend and make me watch friday night lights and/or breaking bad? because that’s the only way i’m ever getting through either one
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“The problem was that the first quarter of the episode wanted to take place in...”
– the av club: on my way
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i don’t think glee has ever tried so hard to offend me on every single fucking level
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“If you can think of times in your life that you’ve treated people with...”
– David Foster Wallace
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important playlist 4 u →
hotbitchonahorse:
SONGS 4 A GAY FUNERAL
You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me - Cher
I Was Here - Beyoncé
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"You can't tell me that affirmative action doesn't...
That’s exactly what I’m telling you. Because reverse racism doesn’t exist. Because you can’t be racist against white people.
You can’t be racist against white people.
You can not be racist against white people
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honestly i couldn’t care less about the glee cast but i will watch the SHIT out of their e! true hollywood story in 2020
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sure, i'm supposed to be studying
but it’s probably also very important that i do some serious thinking about my favorite wife of henry viii
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today i taught a bunch of girl scouts about science. a mom called me “exceptional” and “a role model”.
lady, tonight i’m going to get really drunk and blog about how jed & leo should have gotten married so i could marry abbey bartlet
i would be honored to be your kid’s role model
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i’m not saying you should unfollow me now, but it’s 45 degrees out (!!), and i teared up when the bus driver played the glee cover of a katy perry song
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natashavc:
we who are your closest friends feel the time has come to tell you that every Thursday we have been meeting as a group to devise ways to keep you in perpetual uncertainty frustration discontent and torture by neither loving you as much as you want nor cutting you adrift
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at least four times today
Other human, who is apparently operating under the assumption that I had plans last night: Hey! How was your Valentine's Day?
Me: I, uh, good! Quiet. Haha!
Other human: Yeah, my [partner] and I went to [dinner, a movie], and then [some form of elaborate gift-giving] and it was amazing, you know?
Me: Yeah, me, uh, yes. Good. I have to... yes. Also
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“You know, Congress is a really great and effective part of our government”
– literally zero people
if i didn’t have to get up for work at 6:30, i would get wine drunk and talk about how much i love you all, and how you make my life easier, and how you are all my valentine
so… just pretend i did that
are you imagining it?
i know, i’m totally laughing, too
i am so great
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Anonymous asked: What do you think of the whole Karofsky situation? I'm all for his redemption and I think he's come a long way but the fact that he followed Kurt around and sent things like "I'll love you forever," or whatever makes me really uncomfortable. Finchel also makes me uncomfortable. And angry. Also, I don't know if I like that the writers have acknowledged the double...
I know I make this post every year
but man, anyone who hates on Valentine’s Day instead of taking the provided opportunity to tell a cool cat that you dig them is really, really missing out on something great. It’s cheesy. It’s commercialized. Candy hearts can’t legally be sold until they’ve been sitting in a warehouse for a decade, I’m pretty sure. I don’t give a shit. People are fucking...
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gormo:
Brian Kinney.
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sleigh bells - crush
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no one understands how much it pains me that tina fey will most likely never EGOT
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michelina asked: KURT HUMMEL ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISED
“Well, at least we’ve still got Cher”
– FaceKindle statuses everywhere upon Beyonce’s death in the year 2056
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“Because here’s the thing about realizing you’re into girls. Hardly anyone I know...”
– Heather Hogan (via evewithanapple)
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last month my former lit TA invited me to her office (FINALLY BEFRIENDED HER, Y’ALL) to talk about my future plans, and literally every day since then, the urge to graduate and then go directly into grad school where i will teach introductory lit classes to bored sports medicine majors and get drunk while writing papers in which i compare all of my favorite books to the various real...
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I’m not saying everyone in my universe is disappointing me this week
but my bus driver literally forgot to stop at my bus stop just now
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congrats on not being real life shitbags, 9th circuit court of appeals
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“Following the procedure, his doctors decided to a do a tracheotomy, which was...”
– can we talk about my high school principal’s decision to share details of his degenerative disease with 4,000+ alumni via email? because there are some things i… almost don’t want to know, and i can’t decide whether or not that makes me selfish. am i uncomfortable with...
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sonny & cher - “i got you babe”
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Watchwadeboggscarpetworld:
30 Rock Pizza Hut Commercial
can we talk about tina fey in that outfit
i need to talk about tina fey in that outfit