January 2011
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
December 2010
@roxie-hart
I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND. DID RYAN MURPHY DESIGN THIS AIRPORT? I suppose that would explain how disappointing and unnecessarily confusing it is
Dec 31st
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Look LAX
We need to talk. I hear you were the world’s sixth busiest airport this year. Congrats! That’s exciting! It also means it’s probably time to be less shitty. I mean, isn’t this the golden sunshine joy rainbows whatever state? Because this airport is hella dark. And poorly laid out. And why am I dropping my own baggage at the baggage screening area? For the good of...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
JUST TOUCHED A BABY
Dec 30th
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http://threewords.me/bellatrixes →
Dec 30th
perdedor replied to your video I am hugging you from really far away. :’) :’) :’) i’ll see you soon! yes? mehlanie replied to your post:mehlanie replied to your post: 90 minutes in: an… it’s a tradition with my mother and i, and upon reflection, it’s a pretty ridiculous tradition to have okay that is actually kind of cute, I approve. at least you have an excuse to...
Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
Dec 30th
mehlanie replied to your post: 90 minutes in: an Eclipse update i went to see this in the theater i am so sorry
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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roxie-hart replied to your post: 90 minutes in: an Eclipse update the best you can do is play the game where you try to guess how badly Robert Pattinson hates his life because of these movies based on his facial expressions, that’s how we got through it SO MUCH is the answer. SO MUCH. Literally every line he says is filled with loathing and disdain. He’s like that seven year old boy you put...
Dec 29th
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90 minutes in: an Eclipse update
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I would like to apologize to myself in the...
I’m sorry you’ve seen Eclipse, future Liz I’m sorry you watched it with your extended family I’m sorry they wouldn’t mute it so you could just stare at Robert Pattinson for two hours I’m sorry Kristen Stewart is such a horrid actress I am so, so, so sorry
Dec 29th
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midnightentity replied to your photo: My life in your hands, Amelia Pond don’t mind me just yelling “preach” at my screen upon reading your tags honest-2-god the man may be kind of awful, but he puts on a damn good show.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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schouler asked: What are your top five favourite desserts? Go!
Dec 28th
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schouler asked: What are your top five favourite desserts? Go!
Dec 28th
roxie-hart asked: this was not an option but how do you feel about sufjan stevens? he is one of my new things and I am convinced he is like a fairy-person or something
Dec 28th
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roxie-hart asked: this was not an option but how do you feel about sufjan stevens? he is one of my new things and I am convinced he is like a fairy-person or something
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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ruining opportunities since 2010
Me: I actually know a few people in LA, maybe I'll see one of them when I'm back here in March
My mother: What? Know people in LA from where?
Me: Iowa, the writers' workshop.
My mother: So, the internet?
Me: WHAT? NO.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
Dec 28th
Day Three of the Awful Parade
Anyway, my brother and I have already gotten sick of the day trips we’re taking to avoid my family, so today at Target we invented a new game. It’s called Touch That Baby. The rules are pretty simple One point for each baby you touch  But it has to be discreetly and baby clothing doesn’t count No points if the parent sees you and asks what the fuck you are doing I’ll...
Dec 28th
mehlanie: roxie-hart: why is this my new favorite gif why oh my fucking god this is applicable to every glee post i have ever made
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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SPOILER ALERT FOR DW CHRISTMAS CAROL
PRETTY SURE YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH YOUR PAST OR FUTURE SELF, LET ALONE HUG THEM. FUCKING ‘FATHER’S DAY’, MOFFAT Also the Christmas special was weak, sorry. Jon Hamm frowning.gif. Even that perfect s6 trailer couldn’t make up for it.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
on another note, I want to take Robert Pattinson...
Dec 27th
WHAT UP, INTERNET?
I’m currently watching Twilight with my dad (which, whatever, my nine year old cousin put in on and then left?) but everything going on on the screen is painful so I’m sneaking computer use Mushroom ravioli sounds like a gross combination of two otherwise delightful things Day two of this vacation has just been another float in the Parade of Awfulness and Anxiety BUT NOBODY GAVE ME...
Dec 27th
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this vacation is already the worst
Me: I can't dry swallow anything
Ed: I'm going to need you to promise never to say that ever again
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
technicoloring asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS ELIZABETH
Dec 25th
technicoloring asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS ELIZABETH
Dec 25th
number of people who have redacted their Christmas...
6 look, I’m not offended when you wish me a Merry Christmas actually, it’s kind of lovely I am, however, a little awkward-ed out when you immediately follow that up with “JUST KIDDING I FORGOT YOU’RE JEWISH LOL LOL LOL SORRY” It’s okay, bro It’s okay
Dec 25th
Hundreds of letters to Santa are mysteriously... →
MY COLD DEAD (JEWISH) HEART IS GROWING SIX SIZES, YOU GUYS
Dec 24th
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WATCHING BLACK SWAN ALONE AT NIGHT
BAD IDEA ALERT ALERT IF I DON’T POST EVER AGAIN I HAVE DIED OF ANXIETY ALERT ALERT ALERT
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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montgolfiere replied to your photo:look, I don’t mean to be judgmental, but THE HELL… This is first in my newsfeed right now. The comments are somewhat funny/mostly melodramatic I am just watching the debate (can you even call it a debate?) unfold in awe
Dec 24th
Dec 24th