February 2011
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Anonymous asked: ♥
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roxie-hart asked: <3 <3
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lethifolds asked: ♥
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Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
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"We currently have 126 applications for around 120...
Look, housing department
I understand that I am at a disadvantage here, status-wise
But I AM NOT LIVING IN A TINY DORM ROOM FOR A FIFTH YEAR IN A ROW
IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
I am manifesting my own destiny here, okay?
and by “destiny” I mean “apartment”
with a living room and a stove for making tea THE CORRECT WAY
I am glad we had this chat*
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January 2011
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“Why Glee. Why can’t everything you produce just be shit, so I can escape from...”
– Christmas Miracle
I AM WEEPING OPENLY
(via mehlanie)
this is my new all-purpose gif
“I like the dark part of the night, after midnight and before four-thirty, when...”
– Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (via synecdoche)
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Everyone in the world exists on what I call the...
mehlanie:
The unit of measurement is 1 Eisenberg. Chris Colfer, for example, is nine tenths of an Eisenberg.
the sink in my room just loudly backed up with...
and all I could think was “this is a horror movie, and I am that stranger bitch who dies before the credits even start”
“My little boy would ask me “are you playing the witch or the queen...”
– queen helena, on filming two movies at once
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HE TALKED ABOUT HIS CATS AGAIN
emilyisobsessed:
Interview: “I was all set to talk to you about how you’d never met Mark Zuckerberg but you met him last night on SNL!”
Jesse: “You can ask me about my cats. I have a lot of cats. I’m a foster father for cats.”
Interviewer: “So had you really not met Mark Zuckerberg before last night?”
Jesse: “Oh, you still want to talk about that? Okay,”
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Jesse Eisenberg could play Rush Limbaugh and I would still want to hold his hand,
soooo
My only problem with UK Skins is that every...
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go watch The Social Network with people who have never seen it before (what? ), somehow manage not to shout things at the screen (HE WAS THEIR YOUR FRIIIIIIIIEND), and control my need to babble in mixed Yiddish at Jesse Eisenberg during Saturday Night Live (Oy gevalt, who gave him that meshugganah haircut? Bubbala looks like so goyishe!)
Here is an...
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technicoloring asked: Guess what I am doing right now - completely apropos of nothing: reading through what I have of Velocity and trying to finish it for you! I make no guarantees, but it's been over a year and I'm steadily getting more and more annoyed by it just sitting here unfinished on my computer, so I just might write a conclusion one of these very soon days
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The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape →
mehlanie:squintyoureyes:
“This bill takes us backwards to a time when just saying no wasn’t enough to qualify as rape.”
Other types of rapes that would no longer be covered by the exemption include rapes in which the woman was drugged or given excessive amounts of alcohol, rapes of women with limited mental capacity, and many date rapes.
As for the incest exception, the bill would only...
“I just stuck a metaphorical hello kitty bandaid on my heart and went to class”
– Robbie
10:33 am and I am done with this day
phone out, ipod in
hey, macro professor, your laugh makes me long for one of your dogs to maul you. not fatally, just superficially
hey david karp, the new tumblr-for-android is ugly as fuck
hey lady gaga, please stop, my secondhand embarrassment is getting overwhelming
jesus take the wheel
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“Jesse Eisenberg felt stressed recently, so he Googled ‘meditation.’ He flattened...”
– Richard Morgan for VMAN. (via parselmouth)
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presidents replied to your photo: TRUE LIFE: I watch pretty little liars because…
trufax, but i am slowly leaning towards that girl who plays spencer. so presh.
she is cute! but too thin, you know?
scab replied to your post: late nite promises 2 myself
i still don’t know WHY you are studying actuarial science
becaaaaaaaaause i like the following things
math
not having to worry about a...
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late nite promises 2 myself
if, within the next year, I decide that actuarial science isn’t actually for me
I’m changing my major back to english
and getting my certificate in museum studies
so I can actually, really work at the Field Museum
maybe they’ll let me run Sue’s twitter account
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perdedor asked: Remember when you looked up my schedule, along with Robbi's, in order to see if we could all go see the Justin Bieber movie?
Because I do.
Because I do.
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“Eisenberg’s own discomfort with interviews has manifested itself in odd ways....”
– (via becoss)
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A girl in my linear algebra class just asked "what...
I have never wanted to kiss someone more
“Her name sprang to my lips at moments in strange prayers and praises which I...”
– Araby, James Joyce
midnightentity asked: EXPAND YOUR REPLY BOX CHARACTER LIMITS DAVID KARP, GOD DAMN
i grew up with a jewish bff for roughly ... ten years and really loved her family and everything that entailed (a lot more than my own baptist/methodist one tbh) so while sometimes when i say i want to marry a jewish dude i really do mean all the other things and not just a hot guy with curls, for the most part casual use...
i grew up with a jewish bff for roughly ... ten years and really loved her family and everything that entailed (a lot more than my own baptist/methodist one tbh) so while sometimes when i say i want to marry a jewish dude i really do mean all the other things and not just a hot guy with curls, for the most part casual use...
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this is an obnoxious post
Fun fact: “Jewish” is not actually a personality trait. Look, I take no deep offense when someone does this; my attachment to my religion is mostly based on the traditions and the food, as opposed to the whole “god” deal. But the thing is, when you say you’re “way into Jewish guys” or “only going to marry a Jew”, what you really mean is:
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