last month my former lit TA invited me to her office (FINALLY BEFRIENDED HER, Y’ALL) to talk about my future plans, and literally every day since then, the urge to graduate and then go directly into grad school where i will teach introductory lit classes to bored sports medicine majors and get drunk while writing papers in which i compare all of my favorite books to the various real housewives franchises has actually doubled
THE ASSHOLE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE