forgive me, distant wars

asked: KURT HUMMEL ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISED

UGH I GUESS IT’S ONLY FAIR

How I feel about this character: I spend a lot of time imagining how I’m going to describe Kurt Elizabeth Hummel to my children. I don’t even want children, I just want to tell some kids about Kurt Hummel, the single redeeming character (Santana Lopez aside) on the shitshow known as Glee. Glee will still be running, by the way, and Ryan Murphy will be forcing both of the Harris-Burtka’s twins to profess their love for Blue Ivy Carter via a “classic” Lana Del Ray song.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: Princess Blaine Snowflake. Myself. I JUST REALLY WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH CHRIS COLFER ONCE, MAYBE TWICE. Jesse St. James. Dustin Goolsby. I wish I were joking.
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Mercedes Jones! Burt Hummel! Santana Lopez! Blaine Anderson again, if they weren’t ~~in luv~~
My unpopular opinion about this character: I hate this question. CAN WE JUST TALK MORE ABOUT THEIR WEDDING PLEASE? I’LL WRITE YOU THAT FIC IN EXCHANGE.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I don’t have enough time in the world, but let’s focus on his playing Father Kurt during Karofsky’s redemption. GAG ME WITH A SPOON, AMIRITE?

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3 months ago on 11 February 2012