but man, anyone who hates on Valentine’s Day instead of taking the provided opportunity to tell a cool cat that you dig them is really, really missing out on something great. It’s cheesy. It’s commercialized. Candy hearts can’t legally be sold until they’ve been sitting in a warehouse for a decade, I’m pretty sure. I don’t give a shit. People are fucking amazing, and no one doesn’t want to hear that you think they’re a great use of ~50 trillion cells.
I love you assholes. Happy early Valentine’s Day