And every single morning, without fail, I have stood on the balcony, very quietly and very still, and I’ve looked out at the water.

And not ONCE have I actually taken the time to go downstairs, cross the street, and actually sit along the lake

Not once! Isn’t that INSANE?

WELL TODAY I’M GONNA CHANGE THAT, INTERNET. THAT’S RIGHT, TWELVE HOURS FROM NOW, I’M GONNA SIT NEXT TO THE WATER, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

(LITERALLY ANYONE COULD STOP ME, I DEFER TO AUTHORITY VERY EASILY)