I’m home now. Well, I’m in my apartment. But while I was gone, everyone I know piled their things into boxes and disappeared to not-here (to adventures, most of them, and maybe I’m a little jealous); I was so excited about my idyllic Midwestern summer that I forgot I wouldn’t have anyone to come home to.

And:

There’s a pile of clothes at the end of my bed that I don’t want to wash for fear they’ll lose the scent of mountain air and shampoo and cigarettes, a combination that I didn’t know would be so comforting on a hot, sleepy Monday afternoon.

And:

I keep thinking I want to go home, but there’s my coffee house right up the road, there’s the bus at the regular time, the church bells through the open windows, the sunset on the fire escape. This is home. Right where I left it.

Do you remember that scene where Charlton Heston finds the head of the Statue of Liberty and realizes he’s been on earth all along?

That’s a stupid metaphor. Forgive me, I slept two hours last night on a cramped airplane, and I just want to go home.

20 hours ago on 05/20/13 at 06:39pm

hi internet I’m alive I’m in Washington and I just want you all to know that Greta made me listen to Dave Matthews within hours of arriving but I STILL like her???? weird.

3 days ago on 05/17/13 at 11:34pm

farmweather:

It was a chilly chilly night last night, which is not such good news for all the budding apple trees out there. 

And Eva. Always climbing.

Just wanna make sure you’re all following this blog about goats.

A Wisconsin boy wrote Vice President Joe Biden with an unusual suggestion for making the nation safer: Create guns that shoot chocolate bullets.

On Monday, he got an unusual response: A handwritten note from Biden on vice presidential stationery.

“Dear Myles,” the letter said. “I’m sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate. You are a good boy, Joe Biden.”

7-year-old boy gets handwritten letter from Biden

6 days ago on 05/14/13 at 04:06pm

FINALS WEEK 2K13

1 week ago on 05/13/13 at 02:35pm

shhh nobody move there’s a cat by my leg and he’s putting one paw on my hip real tentatively because he’s a lil dummy who doesn’t understand how human bodies work but still wants to get his nose up where the warm air comes out of my laptop

I’m officially an advocate of Running Away The Weekend Before Finals

1 week ago on 05/12/13 at 07:53pm

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.

A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via phantomdicksyndrome)

(via chejustus)

ohlivyuhuxtable asked: i just realized your userpic is allison janney and for the entire time i've been following you i thought it was carey mulligan. like i had to pull my laptop up right close to my face just now because i was like "IS that really carey mulligan??" and no, it's not. i'm very sorry.

Carey Mulligan wishes she could pull off “White House Chief of Staff with a mob boss vibe”.

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1 week ago on 05/12/13 at 05:38pm

When things get tough, run away and cry on a pier while listening to the Mountain Goats.

1 week ago on 05/11/13 at 03:24pm