This in-flight magazine understands that children are monsters and you should hide from them.
I think one of my favorite moments I’ve ever had on this planet was when I told Robbie about Harry Styles’s “hi” tattoo and how it might be someone whatever whoever’s handwriting, and he shouted “SHOW IT TO ME RIGHT NOW. I’M KIND OF A HANDWRITING EXPERT.”
Anyway, I’m probably gonna tell that story at his wedding. That’s how much I love it.
Hilary Clinton pant-suit rainbow.
Well, this is all I’ve ever wanted.
I’m home now. Well, I’m in my apartment. But while I was gone, everyone I know piled their things into boxes and disappeared to not-here (to adventures, most of them, and maybe I’m a little jealous); I was so excited about my idyllic Midwestern summer that I forgot I wouldn’t have anyone to come home to.
There’s a pile of clothes at the end of my bed that I don’t want to wash for fear they’ll lose the scent of mountain air and shampoo and cigarettes, a combination that I didn’t know would be so comforting on a hot, sleepy Monday afternoon.
I keep thinking I want to go home, but there’s my coffee house right up the road, there’s the bus at the regular time, the church bells through the open windows, the sunset on the fire escape. This is home. Right where I left it.
Do you remember that scene where Charlton Heston finds the head of the Statue of Liberty and realizes he’s been on earth all along?
That’s a stupid metaphor. Forgive me, I slept two hours last night on a cramped airplane, and I just want to go home.
hi internet I’m alive I’m in Washington and I just want you all to know that Greta made me listen to Dave Matthews within hours of arriving but I STILL like her???? weird.
It was a chilly chilly night last night, which is not such good news for all the budding apple trees out there.
And Eva. Always climbing.
Just wanna make sure you’re all following this blog about goats.
A Wisconsin boy wrote Vice President Joe Biden with an unusual suggestion for making the nation safer: Create guns that shoot chocolate bullets.
On Monday, he got an unusual response: A handwritten note from Biden on vice presidential stationery.
“Dear Myles,” the letter said. “I’m sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate. You are a good boy, Joe Biden.”